9. "Hey kid, got any pot to sell for a Kellogg student in need?"

8. "Hey Barry, hey D'Wayne. Either of you guys seen Schwimmer around?

7. "Anyone up for deflowering a townie?"

6. "So this is what staying up late feels like."

5. "I can't feel my brain. No seriously, I can't feel my brain."

4. "Ah, Dillo Day, the perfect day to show the one you love your O-face. Oh, oh, you know, Oh.!"

3. "Whose leg do you have to hump to get Madonna around here?"

2. "Thank God reading week starts Monday."

1. "And now, our surprise guest, the dead guy from Sublime."

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Stories about SEX:

Relationship Counseling
by Kateri and Nick
Two NU students use CAPS to its fullest

A Kiss Goodbye
by John Balz
What happened to Day @ NU's Queer Kiss-In? We've got the answer.

The Human Sex Survey Results
NU sex statistics

Stories on DRUGS:

E is for Ecstasy
Will the roll party replace the frat party at NU?

The Dope on Drugs
How substances affect your brain, body and behavior

Aww, Are You Scared?
Alternative activities for the faint of heart

Stories about ROCK 'N' ROLL:

Diversity, My Ear
by David Feder
NU finds diversity in its headphones: A feature and survey of what we're listening to on our walks to class.

Oh Boy, Another Band
by Stephanie Smith
Take a sneak peek at NU's very own boy band, N'TUNE.