Hey, freshmen: Your premiere year at NU will be full of hyped-up events. Which ones live up to their expectations and which ones fall short? Amanda Junker breaks it down.

Event	What they’ll tell you	What actually happens
Freshman Fling at the Field Museum	Experience Chicago, and meet your best friends for life.	Stuck for hours in an end-of-summer camp dance. Forget about getting a hand job behind Sue the dinosaur.
Gone Greek Night	It’s like Top Gun, when the pilots serenade Kelly McGillis with ‘You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling.’	Same song, boy’s breath reeks of alcohol, and the serenading isn’t the only time she’s picturing Tom Cruise and not you.
Prospie Day at NU	You’ll be the reason a prospective student chooses NU.	After you leave her stranded at the Deuce then sexile her, she writes an angry letter to The Daily about NU’s alcoholic, oversexed student body. Puh.
Dillo Day	Wake up to kegs that never go dry, students frolicking in a drug-induced haze, and a massive orgy.	Who knows? I hope we used protection.
Maysing	MTV’s Sorority/Fraternity Life meets Broadway.	Frat boy meets floor after drunkenly stumbling off stage. Idiot.